Gilmore Girls - directors cut clip 151

7.20 – Directors cut clip - 2:38 – cwtv.com/video

LUKE'S DINER
[Busy, Babette and Miss Patty are talking]

BABETTE: “My funny valentine” it doesn’t work, it’s April already. What about “Down with love” to open.

MISS PATTY: It’s too depressing.

BABETTE: It’s not depressing, it’s ironic.

MISS PATTY: People don’t listen to music for irony.

BABETTE: What about “Weird Al”

MISS PATTY: Weird who?

LORELAI: Hi girls.

MICHEL: Lorelai.

BABETTE: Hi hon.

LORELAI: What’s with the whisper?

BABETTE: We’re saving our voices.

LORELAI: I think that ship has sailed.

MISS PATTY: Oh we’re debuting our cabaret act tonight at KC’s.

LORELAI: OH I thought Saturdays was karaoke night at KC’s.

BABETTE: It is so we went over there this morning to sign our selves up for the first 15 songs.

LORELAI: Well I’m sure the karaoke regulars will love that.

MISS PATTY: So what do you think Lorelai, to open with the show. Streisand or Porter?

LORELAI: You can not go wrong with either one.

MISS PATTY: You gonna be there right.

BABETTE: You gotta come hon, it’s gonna be [louder] fantastic… [quieter] Fantastic.

[Luke comes to the table]

LORELAI: Hey

[Lorelai notices something different about Luke]

LUKE: Okay her you go ladies. Little hot water for you Miss Patty and for you Babette a bowl of shredded wheat.

BABETTE: It’s for my throat, it give it a rougher quality, a husk sound sorta like Debbie Herry meets Eithal Herman.

[Lorelai is looking at Luke]

LUKE: What?

LORELAI: What?

LUKE: What?

LORELAI: Nothing.

LUKE: Okay.

LORELAI: I’m just getting some coffee.

LUKE: To go.

LORELAI: Yeah.

LUKE: Coming right up.

[Over at the counter Lorelai spots some stuff on the counter]

LORELAI: Oh you preparing for the big boat trip huh.

LUKE: Yeap.

LORELAI: Wow you want me just to talk in nautical terms till you go.

LUKE: No.

LORELAI: Eye, eye captain.

LUKE: Please don’t.

LORELAI: Shiver me timbers.

LUKE: Are you done.

LORELAI: All hands on deck. Now I’m done.

LUKE: Good.

LORELAI: So where you going?

LUKE: Ah we’re thinking of heading up the coast.

LORELAI: Oh up is good.

LUKE: Should be fine.

LORELAI: You’re really going on a boat trip, you sure that’s a good idea.

LUKE: What’s wring with a boat trip?

LORELAI: Well for starters you’re on a boat.

LUKE: So.

LORELAI: So, anything could go wrong, you’re on a boat in the middle of no where, haven’t you seen “Dead Calm” “Open Water” “Das Boot”.

LUKE: Okay first of all I did not purchase a U boat.

LORELAI: Titanic, surely you’ve seen Titanic!

LUKE: Aprils very excited about this.

LORELAI: Sure she is.

LUKE: Here’s your coffee.

LORELAI: Look instead of paying for this can I just give you some of my stage advice.

LUKE: I’d rather have the dollar.

LORELAI: April says she’s very excited.

LUKE: Very excited.

LORELAI: Yeah she says she’s very excited, but if I were you I would plan a couple of nights at a hotel so she can wash her hair and order room service. That’s what I would don.

LUKE: Okay.

LORELAI: Okay, and if you’re heading up the coast you have to spend as much time as possible on the southern coast of Maine.

LUKE: Yeah.

LORELAI: And you have to go to a place called Barnacle Billies.

LUKE: “Barnacle Billies”

LORELAI: The best lobster you have every had and you sit on the deck and never want to leave.

LUKE: Okay I’ll check it out.

LORELAI: [Smiling] For all that extra advice don’t I get a donut?

[Luke lifts the cover]

LORELAI: Thank you very much.

LUKE: Mu-mm

LORELAI: Bye Patty, bye Babette.

BABETTE AND MISS PATTY: [singing together] So long, farewell. Auf weidersehen goodbye, goodbye.

END CLIP

Written by: David S. Rosenthal
Directed by: Bethany Rooney

Transcribed by Craig Best for http://www.crazy-internet-people.com/site/gilmoregirls

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7.20 - Lorelai? Lorelai? (151)
This was transcribed by Craig Best (aka Lancer1993)
7.20 – Directors cut clip - 2:38 – cwtv.com/video LUKE'S DINER [Busy, Babette and Miss Patty are talking] BABETTE: “My funny valentine” it doesn’t work, it’s April already. What about “Down with love” to open. MISS PATTY: It’s too depressing. BABETTE: It’s not depressing, it’s ironic. MISS PATTY: People don’t listen to music for irony. BABETTE: What about “Weird Al” MISS PATTY: Weird who? LORELAI: Hi girls. MICHEL: Lorelai. BABETTE: Hi hon. LORELAI: What’s with the whisper? BABETTE: We’re saving our voices. LORELAI: I think that ship has sailed. MISS PATTY: Oh we’re debuting our cabaret act tonight at KC’s. LORELAI: OH I thought Saturdays was karaoke night at KC’s. BABETTE: It is so we went over there this morning to sign our selves up for the first 15 songs. LORELAI: Well I’m sure the karaoke regulars will love that. MISS PATTY: So what do you think Lorelai, to open with the show. Streisand or Porter? LORELAI: You can not go wrong with either one. MISS PATTY: You gonna be there right. BABETTE: You gotta come hon, it’s gonna be [louder] fantastic… [quieter] Fantastic. [Luke comes to the table] LORELAI: Hey [Lorelai notices something different about Luke] LUKE: Okay her you go ladies. Little hot water for you Miss Patty and for you Babette a bowl of shredded wheat. BABETTE: It’s for my throat, it give it a rougher quality, a husk sound sorta like Debbie Herry meets Eithal Herman. [Lorelai is looking at Luke] LUKE: What? LORELAI: What? LUKE: What? LORELAI: Nothing. LUKE: Okay. LORELAI: I’m just getting some coffee. LUKE: To go. LORELAI: Yeah. LUKE: Coming right up. [Over at the counter Lorelai spots some stuff on the counter] LORELAI: Oh you preparing for the big boat trip huh. LUKE: Yeap. LORELAI: Wow you want me just to talk in nautical terms till you go. LUKE: No. LORELAI: Eye, eye captain. LUKE: Please don’t. LORELAI: Shiver me timbers. LUKE: Are you done. LORELAI: All hands on deck. Now I’m done. LUKE: Good. LORELAI: So where you going? LUKE: Ah we’re thinking of heading up the coast. LORELAI: Oh up is good. LUKE: Should be fine. LORELAI: You’re really going on a boat trip, you sure that’s a good idea. LUKE: What’s wring with a boat trip? LORELAI: Well for starters you’re on a boat. LUKE: So. LORELAI: So, anything could go wrong, you’re on a boat in the middle of no where, haven’t you seen “Dead Calm” “Open Water” “Das Boot”. LUKE: Okay first of all I did not purchase a U boat. LORELAI: Titanic, surely you’ve seen Titanic! LUKE: Aprils very excited about this. LORELAI: Sure she is. LUKE: Here’s your coffee. LORELAI: Look instead of paying for this can I just give you some of my stage advice. LUKE: I’d rather have the dollar. LORELAI: April says she’s very excited. LUKE: Very excited. LORELAI: Yeah she says she’s very excited, but if I were you I would plan a couple of nights at a hotel so she can wash her hair and order room service. That’s what I would don. LUKE: Okay. LORELAI: Okay, and if you’re heading up the coast you have to spend as much time as possible on the southern coast of Maine. LUKE: Yeah. LORELAI: And you have to go to a place called Barnacle Billies. LUKE: “Barnacle Billies” LORELAI: The best lobster you have every had and you sit on the deck and never want to leave. LUKE: Okay I’ll check it out. LORELAI: [Smiling] For all that extra advice don’t I get a donut? [Luke lifts the cover] LORELAI: Thank you very much. LUKE: Mu-mm LORELAI: Bye Patty, bye Babette. BABETTE AND MISS PATTY: [singing together] So long, farewell. Auf weidersehen goodbye, goodbye. END CLIP Written by: David S. Rosenthal Directed by: Bethany Rooney Transcribed by Craig Best for http://www.crazy-internet-people.com/site/gilmoregirls DISCLAIMER: This is a transcript of the aired episode that includes accurate word-to-word dialogues, some settings have been added where needed along with actions and/or camera movements where I felt they were necessary. "GILMORE GIRLS" and other related entities are owned, (TM) and © by ?. All Rights Reserved. This transcript is posted here without their permission, approval, authorization or endorsement. Any reproduction, duplication, distribution or display of this material in any form or by any means is expressly prohibited. It is absolutely forbidden to use it for commercial gain.