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[Busy, Babette and Miss Patty are talking]
BABETTE: My funny valentine it doesnt work, its April already. What about Down with love to open.
MISS PATTY: Its too depressing.
BABETTE: Its not depressing, its ironic.
MISS PATTY: People dont listen to music for irony.
BABETTE: What about Weird Al
MISS PATTY: Weird who?
LORELAI: Hi girls.
BABETTE: Hi hon.
LORELAI: Whats with the whisper?
BABETTE: Were saving our voices.
LORELAI: I think that ship has sailed.
MISS PATTY: Oh were debuting our cabaret act tonight at KCs.
LORELAI: OH I thought Saturdays was karaoke night at KCs.
BABETTE: It is so we went over there this morning to sign our selves up for the first 15 songs.
LORELAI: Well Im sure the karaoke regulars will love that.
MISS PATTY: So what do you think Lorelai, to open with the show. Streisand or Porter?
LORELAI: You can not go wrong with either one.
MISS PATTY: You gonna be there right.
BABETTE: You gotta come hon, its gonna be [louder] fantastic
[Luke comes to the table]
[Lorelai notices something different about Luke]
LUKE: Okay her you go ladies. Little hot water for you Miss Patty and for you Babette a bowl of shredded wheat.
BABETTE: Its for my throat, it give it a rougher quality, a husk sound sorta like Debbie Herry meets Eithal Herman.
[Lorelai is looking at Luke]
LORELAI: Im just getting some coffee.
LUKE: To go.
LUKE: Coming right up.
[Over at the counter Lorelai spots some stuff on the counter]
LORELAI: Oh you preparing for the big boat trip huh.
LORELAI: Wow you want me just to talk in nautical terms till you go.
LORELAI: Eye, eye captain.
LUKE: Please dont.
LORELAI: Shiver me timbers.
LUKE: Are you done.
LORELAI: All hands on deck. Now Im done.
LORELAI: So where you going?
LUKE: Ah were thinking of heading up the coast.
LORELAI: Oh up is good.
LUKE: Should be fine.
LORELAI: Youre really going on a boat trip, you sure thats a good idea.
LUKE: Whats wring with a boat trip?
LORELAI: Well for starters youre on a boat.
LORELAI: So, anything could go wrong, youre on a boat in the middle of no where, havent you seen Dead Calm Open Water Das Boot.
LUKE: Okay first of all I did not purchase a U boat.
LORELAI: Titanic, surely youve seen Titanic!
LUKE: Aprils very excited about this.
LORELAI: Sure she is.
LUKE: Heres your coffee.
LORELAI: Look instead of paying for this can I just give you some of my stage advice.
LUKE: Id rather have the dollar.
LORELAI: April says shes very excited.
LUKE: Very excited.
LORELAI: Yeah she says shes very excited, but if I were you I would plan a couple of nights at a hotel so she can wash her hair and order room service. Thats what I would don.
LORELAI: Okay, and if youre heading up the coast you have to spend as much time as possible on the southern coast of Maine.
LORELAI: And you have to go to a place called Barnacle Billies.
LUKE: Barnacle Billies
LORELAI: The best lobster you have every had and you sit on the deck and never want to leave.
LUKE: Okay Ill check it out.
LORELAI: [Smiling] For all that extra advice dont I get a donut?
[Luke lifts the cover]
LORELAI: Thank you very much.
LORELAI: Bye Patty, bye Babette.
BABETTE AND MISS PATTY: [singing together] So long, farewell. Auf weidersehen goodbye, goodbye.
Written by: David S. Rosenthal
Directed by: Bethany Rooney
Transcribed by Craig Best for http://www.crazy-internet-people.com/site/gilmoregirls
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