7.15 - I'm a Kayak, Hear Me Roar (146)
This was transcribed by Craig Best (aka Lancer1993)

7.15 – Directors cut clip - 2:27 – cwtv.com/video

[Emily and Richard are eating dinner, it’s very quite]

EMILY: It’s Neso (sp) Richard, its good for you.

RICHARD: Soup. [puts down the spoon] Stephan, Stephan [to Emily] Soup is not a meal, nor is a salad. Soup and salad are either precursors to a meal or addenda (sp)

EMILY: Richard please.

[Door bell rings]

RICHARD: Soup and salad is not a meal.

EMILY: We have salmon if you want salmon.

RICHARD: I don’t want salmon, for heavens sakes I don’t want salmon, what I would like is a proper meal.

[Door bell again rings]

EMILY: Aurora the door.

STEPHAN: I was given certain dietary parameters.

RICHARD: [Angry] I know that, I’m not stupid, I know what the situation is here.

[Door bell again rings]

STEPHAN: I just don’t know if I can…

EMILY: [shouting] Francera, Aurora, either of you, both of you will someone answer the door. [quieter] I’m sure Stephan is interested in you input Richard.

RICHARD: Well here is my input, this food is in eatable.

[Door bell again rings]

EMILY: Fine I’ll get it myself, that is my job.

STEPHAN: suggestion, maybe you would prefer some light sandwiches.

RICHARD: Sandwiches!

[at the front door]

LORELAI: Hi come bearing drugs.

EMILY: Please don’t bellow that.

LORELAI: Bellow what [louder] “Drugs”

EMILY: Lorelai.

LORELAI: How’s dad doing.

EMILY: He’s just fine.

RICHARD: [heard from the other room] I swear you can get better food in an airplane, I haven’t been in a submarine but I’d wager the food is better there too.

EMILY: It’s an adjustment.


[The girls enter]

STEPHAN: Let me offer one more suggestion.

RICHARD: What tacos?!

STEPHAN: No I quit!


EMILY: Stephan no.

STEPHAN: I’ll tell you something, I have worked in so many four star restaurants I could have my own constellation. And yet I’m treated like this, I’m sorry but I have to much self respect to work for this terror. [throws his apron on the floor and storms out.]

LORELAI: How things going around here


LORELAI: Feeling okay dad?

RICHARD: I’m fine, now if you’ll excuse me I thing I’m gonna go watch Bob Tway (sp) vanquish Greg Norman in the 86 PGA championship.

EMILY: Oh before you go did you manage to call Rod Mandel’s office.


EMILY: But Angelic called 3 times this morning.

RICHARD: Bully for her, I’m sorry I have golf to watch.

EMILY: But Richard you didn’t eat a thing. He didn’t eat a thing.

LORELAI: Well send something up to him.

EMILY: Send what you just saw yourself Stephan just quite.

LORELAI: You could make him something [Emily give Lorelai a look] I mean the maid could, what is her name.

EMILY: Oh I don’t know, Aurora I think. I don’t know anyway she’s hiding apparently, [looking] Aurora.


Written by: Rebecca Rand Kirshner
Directed by: Lee Shallat Chemel

Transcribed by Craig Best for http://www.crazy-internet-people.com/site/gilmoregirls

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