7.14 - Farewell, My Pet (145)
This was transcribed by Craig Best (aka Lancer1993)

7.14 – Directors cut clip - 2:39 – cwtv.com/video

[Michel, Lorelai and Sookie come in]

MICHEL: Please sit down. [They all sit] Okay I’m ready to hear your idea’s for the funeral.

[Lorelai and Sookie are lost for words]

LORELAI: Okay, um, gosh our ideas. Well we’ve got so many ideas.

SOOKIE: So so many why don’t you start with the ah ideas.

LORELAI: Okay, um well first of all we thought we’d put him in a box.

MICHEL: A box!


MICHEL: A bag!

LORELAI: Sorry animal disposal is not my area of expertise.

MICHEL: Chin-chin has been cremated at the animal hospital. After the memorial the ashes with be scattered under the poplar tree behind my house where he so often went to think.

LORELAI: Oh, okay cool.

SOOKIE: A tree that’s nice.

MICHEL: Why don’t you just talk me through the particulars of the event.

LORELAI: Right, okay, um well we thought we would have it here.

MICHEL: That sounds good.

LORELAI: Okay during lunch.

MICHEL: During lunch!

LORELAI: Or before.

SOOKIE: Or after lunch.

LORELAI: Either way before or after lunch it doesn’t matter.

MICHEL: Why must it be related to lunch at all?

LORELAI: No it doesn’t have to we’re just using lunch as a measure of time.

SOOKIE: Way to break up the day.

LORELAI: Yes totally arbitrary.

MICHEL: I was thinking twilight might be nice.

LORELAI: Great well then five o’clock it is that’s a wonderful idea. Sookie what else was on our list, do you have your’s with you?

SOOKIE: I don’t sorry, ah I left mine with your’s so.


MICHEL: Flowers.


SOOKIE: Oh that was the first thing on our list…

LORELAI: There will defiantly be flowers.

MICHEL: I was thinking ?? Daisies would be nice, maybe in reds, yellows, oranges to compliment his fur.

LORELAI: Done and done!

MICHEL: Can I trust you to liase with the florist?

LORELAI: I’ll liase with the florist.

MICHEL: Discuss the programs.

LORELAI: Programs?

SOOKIE: You want programs?

MICHEL: Do you think when the Princess of Wales Diana was interred the family was asked whether or not they wanted programs!

LORELAI: Probably not.

MICHEL: I assume there are no stationary selections from which to chose from yet.

LORELAI: Not yet.

MICHEL: [getting upset] You know what who cares why don’t we just use fax paper and hey why not print them out on the computer after all it’s just a dog.

LORELAI: Hey Michel, look don’t worry about the programs okay, well make up something really nice for you.

MICHEL: Fine, here’s the picture I’d like to use for the cover.

LORELAI: Ah isn’t that cute.

SOOKIE: Ah yeah cute.

MICHEL: Shall we go over the menu’s.

LORELAI: Ah the menu’s, well Sookie take it away.

[goes to get up but is stopped by Sookie]

SOOKIE: Oh hey stay, I’d love your input.

LORELAI: You’ve always let me know when it comes to food you’re the boss well you’re the boss.

[Lorelai leaves in a hurry]


Written by: Jennie Snyder
Directed by: Jamie Babbit

Transcribed by Craig Best for http://www.crazy-internet-people.com/site/gilmoregirls

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