7.12 Directors cut clip - cwtv.com/video
Clip One - 1:35
LORELAI'S HOUSE LIVING ROOM
[Lorelai comes down the stairs]
LORELAI: Oh my God the eagle has landed.
CHRISTOPHER: Yes they delivered it while you were in the shower.
LORELAI: They deliver it or throw it.
CHRISTOPHER: Come with a lot of equipment, isnt it beautiful.
LORELAI: Yeah and big.
CHRISTOPHER: All the better to watch Reggie Bush score touch downs on.
LORELAI: I forget which one of Bush daughters is Reggie?
CHRISTOPHER: Ah youre gonna love it, have you seen the level?
LORELAI: Um the thing with the green bubble that goes back and forth?
LORELAI: Yeah Paul Anka and I were playing with it.
CHRISTOPHER: You were playing with it with the dog.
LORELAI: Yes I was I was trying to hypnotize him with the bubble.
LORELAI: I was trying to talk him out of chewing on the corner of the welcome mat. Or I was trying to get him a wacky post hypnotic suggestion like when the door bell rings her spins around in circles.
CHRISTOPHER: Were we able to hypnotize him?
LORELAI: No Chris hes a dog, alright I think you have this under control, Im gonna go sit on some babies.
CHRISTOPHER: Alright you go do that and when you get back well sprawl out on the couch and watch some flat screen plasma TV and the world as you know it will never be the same.
LORELAI: You smell good.
[They kiss again]
LORELAI: Familiar, that my conditioner?
CHRISTOPHER: Maybe I dont know.
LORELAI: Are you using my conditioner.
CHRISTOPHER: Sometimes, what you dont like to share?
LORELAI: No Im married now I love to share.
CHRISTOPHER: So whats so funny.
LORELAI: Because you dont have that much to condition.
CHRISTOPHER: Well I know that but.
LORELAI: Its just been really unrulely lately.
CHRISTOPHER: Okay Ive got work to do here.
LORELAI: Alright listen I love that youre using my conditioner and I love you are putting up this Jumbo Tron thingy all by your self and I cant wait to come home and watch flat sports with you and I love you, good bye.
[They kiss again]
CHRISTOPHER: I will be here.
LORELAI: Hey if you feel like shaving Ive got a brand you Lady Schick in the draw, feel free to use it.
CHRISTOPHER: I might just do that.
Clip Two - 2:10
COURT HOUSE - HALLWAY
[Luke is waiting, his is in a suit and Anna enters]
LUKE: Oh hey
ANNA: Hello Luke.
LUKE: [Sounding awkward] There not, Im mean were not
ANNA: Oh are we early?
LUKE: Yeah I guess, or theyre behind. [small laugh]
[They sit down, awkward silence]
LUKE: Did you park in the garage.
LUKE: I mean do I get this thing stamped or.
ANNA: I dont know I didnt park in the garage.
LUKE: Man this place hey.
ANNA: Yeah what a waist of time.
ANNA: Specially since there is no reason for it.
LUKE: Well I mean.
ANNA: But you have to finish what you started right.
LUKE: What I started?
ANNA: Oh yes when you hired a lawyer.
LUKE: Well I had to hire a lawyer it was the only way I could see my kid.
ANNA: [Scoffs] I mean come on do you really thing you have a chance?
LUKE: Well thats for a judge to decide.
ANNA: Well step back take a look at it. Look at youre self youre you. Hermit living above a diner in some old converted hardware store it doesnt exactly paint a picture of capable father.
LUKE: It doesnt matter where I live and Ive been nothing but a good father to April.
ANNA: And you know what youre not gonna get any points for you history with woman either.
LUKE: I dont know what youre talking about.
ANNA: You bailed on Lorelai, got divorce in a heart beat.
LUKE: I did not bail on Lorelai.
ANNA: You have had no long term relationships Luke, why would a judge you to have one with April.
LUKE: April, hu, no
[The Lawyers walk up]
BARBARA: Hi Anna, all set.
JIM: Hello Barbara.
BARBARA: Jim, can we go in.
COURT OFFICER: The judge is ready for you.
JIM: Perfect timing.
[They all enter lead by Luke, the door is closed by the court officer]
Written by: David Babcock
Directed by: Jamie Babbit
Transcribed by Craig Best for http://www.crazy-internet-people.com/site/gilmoregirls
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