7.10 - Marry Fisticuffs (141)
This was transcribed by Craig Best (aka Lancer1993)

7.10 – Directors cut clip - 2:32 – cwtv.com/video

[Lorelai, Chris, Emily and Randall are there]

EMILY: I’m So glad you are here maybe you can help keep Lorelai’s snakiness in check.

CHRISTOPHER: Lets just see what he’s got planned.

RANDALL: Sir we still have to decide on the score, have you made a list of you favourite music.

LORELAI: No list necessary it’s gonna be Burt Bacharach, nothing but.

RANDALL: Oh really.

CHRISTOPHER: We’ll make a list.

RANDALL: Wonderful.

LORELAI: [too Chris] Hey you okay.

CHRISTOPHER: Yeah, fine.

RANDALL: Now for the fish course I believe you should have either a Pouilly-Fuisse or a Muscot to go with the salmon and I do think you should go with the salmon.

EMILY: Agreed, now as far as the vows go…

LORELAI: Mom, I’m sorry the vows.

EMILY: Wedding vows.

LORELAI: What are you talking about?

EMILY: They can be traditional or you can write your own which seams to be the style these days but if you ask me it’s rather garish. Cecily Pendleton’s daughter actually promised to cook her husband Lasagna once a month, who wants to hear the word Lasagna at a wedding.

LORELAI: Well you make a good point but this is not a wedding it’s a party.

EMILY: A party to celebrate a marriage, which is why a simple exchange of vows is entirely appropriate.

LORELAI: We agreed to a party, just a party.

EMILY: A wedding is a party.

LORELAI: Yes but we’re already married.

EMILY: Yes and no one got to witness it, did it ever occur to you that you father and I might like to see our only child get married.

LORELAI: Christopher.

CHRISTOPHER: I don’t think it’s such a bad idea.


CHRISTOPHER: Might be kinda nice.

LORELAI: Wait a minute is this an ambush, are you guys ambushing me?

EMILY: No one is ambushing you Lorelai, the idea of your exchanging vows in front of all your family and friends isn’t so outrages.

LORELAI: Mom the whole reason we eloped is to avoid the whole wedding thing.

CHRISTOPHER: Ah no that’s not the reason we eloped, we eloped because we love each other and we wanted to get married.

LORELAI: Well you know what I mean.



CHRISTOPHER: What is the big deal.

LORELAI: The big deal is I don’t want to do it and we’re already married.

CHRISTOPHER: So that’s it.


CHRISTOPHER: I don’t even know why I’m here it’s not like my opinion really matters.

LORELAI: Of course it does.

CHRISTOPHER: Your gonna do what you what to do, house wedding kids, it’s all your call right.

EMILY: Are you talking about having more children.

LORELAI: Thank you.

EMILY: Wait are you pregnant?


CHRISTOPHER: That’s nice.


CHRISTOPHER: You don’t have act like it’s the most horrible thing in the world.

LORELAI: Can we not talk about this now.

CHRISTOPHER: Why you don’t want to be spur of the moment, lets discuss things.

EMILY: Randall perhaps we should give them some privacy.

RANDALL: Of course.

LORELAI: what is wrong with you.

CHRISTOPHER: What is wrong with you.

LORELAI: Well your airing all our business in front of my mother of all people.

CHRISTOPHER: What is your problem with the wedding.

LORELAI: We’re already married.

CHRISTOPHER: Exactly so what’s the big deal I mean you planned a whole huge wedding with that diner guy.

LORELAI: That “diner guy”

CHRISTOPHER: Oh I sorry I should be more respectful of the guy who punched me in the face.

LORELAI: Is that what this is about?

CHRISTOPHER: No this is about us, well at least that’s what I thought but apparently it’s just about you.

LORELAI: What is that suppose to mean?

CHRISTOPHER: your know I’m going back to work. [walks off]

LORELAI: No no Christopher, hey. [Looks back over to Emily]


Written by: David S Rosenthal
Directed by: Jackson Douglas

Transcribed by Craig Best for http://www.crazy-internet-people.com/site/gilmoregirls

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