7.06 - Go Bulldogs! - (137)
This was transcribed by Craig Best (aka Lancer1993)

7.06 – Directors cut clip - 2:20 – cwtv.com/video


SMILEY STUDENT VOLUNTEER: Have Fun you two, go Bulldogs!



LORELAI: Let me ask you something, do you really go here or are you an actress hired by Yale.

SMILEY STUDENT VOLUNTEER: [very perky] What, I go here, I go here

LORELAI: Ha, you’re good I almost believe you.


CHRISTOPHER: Hi we’re Rory Gilmore parents.

SMILEY STUDENT VOLUNTEER: Well Rory Gilmore parents welcome to parents weekend, heres a parent’s packet.

LORELAI: Fabulous.

SMILEY STUDENT VOLUNTEER: Inside you should find a map of the campus, you are here…

LORELAI: So we are.

SMILEY STUDENT VOLUNTEER: A schedule of the weekend’s events and the nametag.

LORELAI: Thanks great, go Bulldogs.

SMILEY STUDENT VOLUNTEER: I was just gonna say that! Have fun you two.



LORELAI: Hey lets be Laverne and Shirly


LORELAI: Antony and Cleopatra, Epcott and Zelda, Zinth and Dell

CHRISTOPHER: I think I’ll stick with my own name. [Starts filling in his name]

LORELAI: Senior boring pants, Mr stick in the mud. [reading] a cappella, a cappella, mm, mm, a terrifying number of a cappella jams this weekend.

[Lorelai cell phone rings]

CHRISTOPHER: What exactly is and “a cappella jam”

LORELAI: I don’t know but it sure sounds painful [answers phone] hey we’re here.

RORY: [In the Yale news room] Hey [to someone in the room] See if you can get that editorial to fit on one page. [Back to Lorelai] So you’re here.

LORELAI: With bells on and nothing else, except leg warmers, roll-a-skates and Groucho Marx's glasses.

RORY: How classy.

CHRISTOPHER: [Shouting] Hi Rory.

LORELAI: We’ll we’re you’re parents we’re supposed to embarrass you, are you at the paper?

RORY: Yes I am indeed, where are you guys?

LORELAI: We are near a big brick building and a big tree, are you near there?

RORY: Possibly, we have a lot of brick building and old trees here at Yale.

CHRISTOPHER: Tell her, we’re near the Yale shape building that from the top Polariod camera.

RORY: Believe it or not, I don’t know what all of Yale’s builds look like for that sky.

LORELAI: How ignorant of you, honey [to Chris] Rory says she doesn’t give two figs about Yale architecture.

[Chris takes the phone]

CHRISTOPHER: Not two figs?

RORY: One and a half figs is all I'll give

CHRISTOPHER: So how are things at the paper?

RORY: Busy but good, I should be done by lunch.

CHRISTOPHER: Cool, so we’ve got this schedule of events here, any recommendations?

LORELAI: [shouting to the phone] Brunch at the provost.

CHRISTOPHER: I might like a tour the Peabody or maybe catch one of the faculty lecture there's one called "Plagues and pleasures" with professor summers.

RORY: Summers is good. He's good and a bigwig in the world of Molecular Biophysics.

CHRISTOPHER: Sounds hard.

RORY: Well I doubt there will be an exam.

CHRISTOPHER: How about the “Extravagant Universe” with professor Quincey?"

LORELAI: Oh god. [Takes the phone from Chris, to talk to Rory.] Hey what's with all the a cappella. "There's a cappella, a cappella, morning, noon, and night, I'm not sure I can take that much a cappella.

RORY: Then avoid arches, because a cappella groups tend to hang out under arches and any other place with good acoustics.

LORELAI: Thanks for the tip.

RORY: And that if you hear a pitch pipe to run, I gotta get back to work.

LORELAI: Okay we’re gonna have brunch at the provost or on the provost, and that it's still not clear.

RORY: Bye mom.



Written by David S. Rosenthal & Rebecca Rand Kirshner
Directed by Wil Shriner

Transcribed by Craig Best for http://www.crazy-internet-people.com/site/gilmoregirls

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