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YALE CAMPUS - EXTERIOR
SMILEY STUDENT VOLUNTEER: Have Fun you two, go Bulldogs!
SMILEY STUDENT VOLUNTEER: Hi
LORELAI: Let me ask you something, do you really go here or are you an actress hired by Yale.
SMILEY STUDENT VOLUNTEER: [very perky] What, I go here, I go here
LORELAI: Ha, youre good I almost believe you.
SMILEY STUDENT VOLUNTEER: Im Sorry.
CHRISTOPHER: Hi were Rory Gilmore parents.
SMILEY STUDENT VOLUNTEER: Well Rory Gilmore parents welcome to parents weekend, heres a parents packet.
SMILEY STUDENT VOLUNTEER: Inside you should find a map of the campus, you are here
LORELAI: So we are.
SMILEY STUDENT VOLUNTEER: A schedule of the weekends events and the nametag.
LORELAI: Thanks great, go Bulldogs.
SMILEY STUDENT VOLUNTEER: I was just gonna say that! Have fun you two.
CHRISTOPHER: Thank you.
LORELAI: Hey lets be Laverne and Shirly
CHRISTOPHER: Not, no.
LORELAI: Antony and Cleopatra, Epcott and Zelda, Zinth and Dell
CHRISTOPHER: I think Ill stick with my own name. [Starts filling in his name]
LORELAI: Senior boring pants, Mr stick in the mud. [reading] a cappella, a cappella, mm, mm, a terrifying number of a cappella jams this weekend.
[Lorelai cell phone rings]
CHRISTOPHER: What exactly is and a cappella jam
LORELAI: I dont know but it sure sounds painful [answers phone] hey were here.
RORY: [In the Yale news room] Hey [to someone in the room] See if you can get that editorial to fit on one page. [Back to Lorelai] So youre here.
LORELAI: With bells on and nothing else, except leg warmers, roll-a-skates and Groucho Marx's glasses.
RORY: How classy.
CHRISTOPHER: [Shouting] Hi Rory.
LORELAI: Well were youre parents were supposed to embarrass you, are you at the paper?
RORY: Yes I am indeed, where are you guys?
LORELAI: We are near a big brick building and a big tree, are you near there?
RORY: Possibly, we have a lot of brick building and old trees here at Yale.
CHRISTOPHER: Tell her, were near the Yale shape building that from the top Polariod camera.
RORY: Believe it or not, I dont know what all of Yales builds look like for that sky.
LORELAI: How ignorant of you, honey [to Chris] Rory says she doesnt give two figs about Yale architecture.
[Chris takes the phone]
CHRISTOPHER: Not two figs?
RORY: One and a half figs is all I'll give
CHRISTOPHER: So how are things at the paper?
RORY: Busy but good, I should be done by lunch.
CHRISTOPHER: Cool, so weve got this schedule of events here, any recommendations?
LORELAI: [shouting to the phone] Brunch at the provost.
CHRISTOPHER: I might like a tour the Peabody or maybe catch one of the faculty lecture there's one called "Plagues and pleasures" with professor summers.
RORY: Summers is good. He's good and a bigwig in the world of Molecular Biophysics.
CHRISTOPHER: Sounds hard.
RORY: Well I doubt there will be an exam.
CHRISTOPHER: How about the Extravagant Universe with professor Quincey?"
LORELAI: Oh god. [Takes the phone from Chris, to talk to Rory.] Hey what's with all the a cappella. "There's a cappella, a cappella, morning, noon, and night, I'm not sure I can take that much a cappella.
RORY: Then avoid arches, because a cappella groups tend to hang out under arches and any other place with good acoustics.
LORELAI: Thanks for the tip.
RORY: And that if you hear a pitch pipe to run, I gotta get back to work.
LORELAI: Okay were gonna have brunch at the provost or on the provost, and that it's still not clear.
RORY: Bye mom.
Written by David S. Rosenthal & Rebecca Rand Kirshner
Directed by Wil Shriner
Transcribed by Craig Best for http://www.crazy-internet-people.com/site/gilmoregirls
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