7.03 - Lorelai's First Cotillion - (134)
This was transcribed by Giovanna - Bella21@FanForum

7.03 – Directors cut clip – cwtv.com/video

(car door slam)
LORELAI: Hey punch me in the stomach

RORY: What?

LORELAI: Real quick jab jab, not to hard just enough to cause a little internal bleeding

RORY: that sounds pretty hard

LORELAI: yes….true , plus internal bleeding Is internal which means it can’t be proven unless my mother sees blood there’s no way, she’s gunna let you take me to the hospital, your right, your gunna have to punch me in the face, real quick jab jab (points and makes a fist)

RORY: I am not going to punch you in the face

LORELAI: Whyyy…. I’ll heal and I much rather spend the night in the germ-y emergency room getting 8 to 10 stitches than go in there for dinner plus it will give me a really groovy scar, I always wanted a really groovy scar

RORY: Mom.

LORELAI: What…it would be such a great conversation piece…”where’d you get that groovy scar?”oh my daughter dropped kicked me for no apparent reason and she’s totally psycho (makes circles with her finger)

RORY: Oh So know I’m drop kicking you?

LORELAI: I’m giving you options, you didn’t like the whole jab jab thing

RORY: We haven’t had dinner with them in 3 weeks, suck it up were going in

LORELAI: Hey you didn’t even make it through the last dinner which means technically you’ve had 4 weeks, which means you owe me one

RORY: I stayed for cocktail hour

LORELAI: That’s the best part

RORY: Well I can’t help that it’s in the beginning

LORELAI: okay fine then you stay through desert and I’ll leave early to spend time with Logan

RORY: O I miss Logan (pouts)

LORELAI: Yea me too lets go somewhere and talk about him for 4 or 5 hours

RORY: Were going inside (about to knock)

LORELAI: NO! (Puts hand on the door) gunna be horrible

RORY: There always horrible

LORELAI: No it’s gunna be horrible-er cause the whole Luke thing
RORY: well doesn’t your mom already kind of know cause of the house teboggle

LORELAI: No she suspects but she doesn’t no, no, I’m gunna have to tell them

RORY: well just tell them real quick like ripping a band aid off

LORELAI: ripping a band aid off that’s been super glued, stapled and surgically imbedded in my arm!

RORY: just tell them and then we can move on , we can talk about more pleasant things like the middle east

LORELAI: I don’t know how they are going to come at me , I mean I know there gunna come at me but I I don’t know how I mean it can be guilt, pity anger, contempted, so many options

RORY: well then in a likely hood it will be a combination oh all of those

LORELAI: Sigh- I don’t want the whole night to be about Luke (plays with hair)

RORY: it won’t be don’t worry just put it out there and then when they attack you whatever angle there coming from I will deflect

LORELAI: how will you deflect?

RORY: well I don’t know maybe I will talk about bangalor

LORELAI: You know a lot about bangalor?

RORY: Don’t you?, bangalor? Outsourcing? You know when you call customer service, your almost always talking to someone from nice dude in India who speaks perfect English. Don’t you read time magazine?

LORELAI: it doesn’t seem like a rich subject area
(door opens and a little girl is standing there)

GIRL: Hello!

Written by: Rina Mimoun
Directed by: Lee Shallat Chemel

Transcribed by Craig Best for http://www.crazy-internet-people.com/site/gilmoregirls

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