2.22 - I Can't Get Started (43)
This was transcribed by Craig Best (aka Lancer1993)

2.22 - Deleted Scene - 1:24

[Rory, Lorelai and Chris exit the doctors office.]

RORY: God I feel so light.

LORELAI: Yeah you can hardly tell it shrunk.

RORY: Mum.

LORELAI: No really, hands in packets, long sleaves, you’re good to go.

RORY: I’m gonna talk to dad now ‘cause I still like him.

LORELAI: Oh sure first Castie, now me, teens are so fickle.

RORY: [Too Chris] So how long can you stay.

CHRISTOPHER: Hey I’m here for the day and I’m willing to take you anywhere you want to go,


RORY: Where do I want to go.

LORELAI: Italy, you want to go to Italy!

CHRISTOPHER: You cannot coach her.

LORELAI: I am her mother, it is my responsibility to train her in the ways of the world, part of that trailing is to teach her that when a man say “I’ll take you wherever you want to go” you always say Italy.

RORY: I got it, come on.

LORELAI: Okay see this is so not Italy.

CHRISTOPHER: Hey I thought she hated miniature golf.

LORELAI: What, who can hate a dumb-ass sport like miniature golf!

RORY: Okay I’m ready.

CHRISTOPHER: This is they thing you just had to do?

RORY: I know it’s weird but when I figured out that I had to wear a cast for two weeks I started obsessing about all the things I would not be able to do and this just popped into my head and I couldn’t get it out.

LORELAI: Oh I know that feeling, it’s like that ABBA song, [singing] Mama Mia, here I go again, my my how can I [normal voice] oh great now it’s back.

RORY: Please everyone I need some silence, I need to concentrated on this great moment that I have been waiting for, for two weeks. [Lines up the ball and hits it into the windmill. “When The Saints Go Marchin' In” starts to play.] Okay done with that.

CHRISTOPHER: What you don’t want to do it again?

RORY: Nope, in fact I’m a little humiliated that I did it in the first place, tell no one please.

LORELAI: My lips are sealed.


Written by Amy Sherman-Palladino and John Stephens
Directed by Amy Sherman-Palladino

Transcribed by Craig Best for http://www.crazy-internet-people.com/site/gilmoregirls

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